Papa smurf was a rollin stone, always calling smurfet tryin to bone
All up on the phone talking bout come to my home
Yeah I know its just a little mushroom but we can shack up in the bed and spoon
But no need for tense situations, I got the jack and coke for all occasions
Relax girl take of your clothes, we don’t have to tell Brainy cause no body knows
I got the smurf berries in the fridge next to the whip cream
Got the condoms with the ridge, yeah its like your wildest dream
But don’t laugh at my little blue prick and I wont laugh at your blue slit